Doing my "Business"

Okay moms, we have all been here right? You have to go to the bathroom and do your "business" but who will watch the little kids. When they were babies, you could just leave them in their crib or bouncy. Toddlers, toddlers are a whole different ballgame. The climb, they run and they get into things.

Just when you think they're distracted enough, you hurry to the bathroom, close it, lock it, so you can start your "business" in peace. As you find your calm, there's a sudden knock at the door, a little voice on the other side asking to come in. You quickly respond "NO!" and they seem to go away. You gather yourself so that you can proceed. Two seconds later, you see the door handle jiggling. Ha ha on them, you locked it. Screaming starts. Frustrated they walk away. Now you are fooled into thinking you can have a quiet moment to relax and finish your "business" Or in my case, start.

A another few seconds pass, another jiggle at the door knob, "Dear God he is in!" And this is what happened next…

Doing my "Business"

Seriously, this is my life. I can't even go to the bathroom alone because my son has managed to figure out how to open every single door in the house. Yet somehow, he knows not to ever open the door when daddy is going to the bathroom. Seems I'm just the lucky one. To top that, when they are in the bathroom doing their "business" they kick me out, asking for "Privacy." Can you imagine that, privacy?! They have zero problem violating my bathroom time but here I am giving them privacy.

It's now gotten to the point that I have to schedule my bathroom "business" in the hours between my kids not being home or asleep. I'm sure somewhere there's a doctor who would tell me that that's bad for me. Oh well, that's life or at least that's my life.

With Love and dedication, anything is possible!